Making partners happy in a relationship

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐔𝐒𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘:

1. Feed him

2. Sleep with him

3. Leave him in peace

4. Don't check his phone (Messages)

5. Don't bother him with his movements

6. Clean the house

7. Wash his clothes

8. Always pray for him.

So what's so hard about that?

𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐖𝐈𝐅𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a wife happy, a husband only needs to be:

1. A friend

2. A companion

3. A lover

4. A brother

5. A father

6. A master

7. A chef

8. An electrician

9. A plumber

10. A mechanic

11. A carpenter

12. A decorator

13. A stylist

14. A sexologist

15. A gynecologist

16. A psychologist

17. A pest exterminator

18. A psychiatrist

19. A healer/prayer

20. A good listener

21. An organizer

22. A good father

23. Very clean

24. Sympathetic

25. Athletic

26. Warm

27. Attentive

28. Gallant

29. Intelligent

30. Funny

31. Creative

32. Tender

33. Strong

34. Understanding

35. Tolerant

36. Prudent

37. Ambitious

38. Capable

39. Courageous

40. Determined

41. True

42. Dependable

43. Passionate

𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎:

44. Give her compliments regularly

45. Go shopping with her

46. Be honest

47. Not stress her out

48. Not look at other girls

𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐌E; 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐒𝐎:

49. Give her lots of attention

50. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

51. Give her lots of space; allow her to visit her family members and your relatives.

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐎𝐒𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐈𝐌𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐓:

52. To learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.

𝐓𝐎 𝐌𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐀 𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐁𝐔𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒

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