WORDS
OF ELDERS
"Never
fight a man under GRACE, because the GRACE he carries will DISGRACE you!"
“No
African girl will choose Six packs over six Cars.. So my sons stop the gym and
work hard!"
“Beware
of the naked man who offers you clothes!"
“The
death of a lion cannot be announced by a goat”.
“When
one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbor’s soup gets suspicious”.
“The
future belongs to the Risk takers, Not the Comfort seekers!"
“The
words of the elders do not lock all the doors; they leave the right door open”.
“A
deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple!"
“Coca-Cola only sold 25 bottles the first year
but kept going. Never give up!"
“Let not what you cannot do tear you from what
you can do”.
“A
child who asks questions does not become a fool”.
“The
first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night,
is either the cause of your happiness or your pain!"
“Be
careful who you trust! Salt and Sugar are both white!"
“To
Make A Difference In Someone’s Life, You Don’t Have To Be Brilliant, Rich,
Beautiful, Or Perfect. You Just Have To Care!"
“Kindness
is like butter, it works best when you spread it around!"
“The
walls don’t only have ears, they now see!"
“The
leopard is beautiful, but has a bad heart!"
“Everybody
is a nobody, trying to be somebody!"
“Fake
hair, fake nails, fake eye lash, artificial faces, and sometimes, fakes
behavior. Yet, a woman will say she needs a real man!"
“Never
open the door for an Armed Robber. Let them break it, its part of their
Job!"
“Sometimes,
you have to play the role of a fool to fool the fools who thinks they are
fooling you!"
“One
Man’s food is every other man’s food. Just because one idiot refuses to eat it
doesn’t make it poison!"
“If
you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not
already been!"
“The
only person that reads the terms & conditions is the one who writes
it!"
“The
Chief who doesn’t know what to say, says that his friend has said what he would
have said!"
“Just
because you met them at the church doesn’t mean they’re the ones. Demons go to
church too!"
“A
foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her
mouth is extremely beautiful, when her lips are closed!"
“No
matter how long the night, the day is sure to come!"
“A
woman’s greatest perfume is the fragrance of her man’s success!"
“A
wise person knows that there is something to be learned from everyone!"
“It
requires wisdom to understand wisdom. The music is nothing, if the audience is
deaf”!
“No
matter how rich you are, you cannot pay for your sins”!
“First
they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you
win!"
“Give
them a chair, if they can’t stand your Success!"
“Be
careful about the rumors you hear about a lady. It either comes from a man, who
can’t have her, or a lady who can’t compete with her”!
“If
we must build Nigeria, then we must put Nigeria first, and not politics, not
religion, not ethnicity or sentiments, but development of Nigeria."
“None
of us is as smart as all of us. Work together achieve more”.
“Without
a leader, black ants are confused."